(a copy of my weekly syndicated column. Podcast from the BBC here.)
By Jeremy Wagstaff
I was walking the infant the other day, when I saw a vision of my future. A mother and father, out with their son and dog. The mother sat on a park bench, dog sitting obediently at her feet as she flicked absent-mindedly at her iPhone.
In the playground, the boy wove his way through a tunnel, across some ropes, down a slide–the father nearby, lost in his own iPhone. Occasionally he would waken from his 3G trance and, without looking up, point the phone at his son as if scanning him for radiation. The resulting photo probably went straight to his Facebook page. Ah, happy families, connected by place but detached by devices.
It’s a familiar lament. Our devices distract so much we can’t ignore them. We ignore our kith and kin but obey their beeps, walk into traffic or drive into pedestrians to heed their call. And the solutions are usually less than imaginative, or practical: holidays where you check them in at the gate, where you put them in a glove compartment, or (shock), leave them at home entirely.
I have tried all these and they don’t work. Which is why I fear I will be that family. Perhaps I already am; desperate to catch my infant’s first steps, words, or symphony, I think it more important that my cellphone camera is there, somehow, than I am. This is silly. But I think I have found the answer in something called augmented reality.
Augmented reality is where our devices use their camera and positioning capability to add layers of information to what is in front of us: little pointers appear on the screen detailing where the nearest ATM is, or Chinese restaurant, or how far away and in what direction the nearest Twitter user is. The reality is the scene in front of us viewed through our camera, the augmented bit are these layers of extra information.
This is not new, but it’s becoming more popular. And it’s kind of fun. It is related to another technology that adds a layer onto what we see—so-called heads-up displays, that project information onto the windscreen of our airplane, or car, or goggles, that help us identify a target, a runway, an obstacle in the road.
Interesting, but I think they’ve got it all backwards. Our problem is not that we need more information overlain on the world, we need to have the world overlain on the screens that command us. We spend so little time interacting with the world now that we need technology to help us reintroduce the real world back into our lives.
I don’t think handing over our devices to well-intentioned guards at hotel gates is going to do it. I think we need to find a way to fit the real world into our device.
Which is why, two years ago, I got very excited about an application for the iPhone called Email n Walk. This was a simple application that overlays a simple email interface on top of whatever is in front of you. The iPhone’s camera sees that for you, but instead of putting lots of pins about ATMs, Chinese restaurants and twitter users on the image, it puts the bare bones of whatever email you’re typing. You can type away as you’re walking, while also seeing where you’re going.
Brilliant. And of course, as with all brilliant things, it got lots of media attention and promptly disappeared. The app is still there on Apple’s software shop, but the company’s home page makes no mention of it. I tried to reach the developers but have yet to hear back.
They’re careful not to claim too much for the software. We can’t take any responsibility for your stupidity, so please don’t go walking into traffic, off of cliffs, or into the middle of gunfights while emailing, they say. But it’s an excellent solution to our problem of not being able to drag our eyes from our screens, even to watch our son clambering over a climbing frame.
It’s not augmented reality, which purports to enrich our lives by adding information to it. It’s a recognition that our reality is already pretty hemmed in, squeezed into a 7 by 5 cm frame, and so tries to bring a touch of the real world to that zone. I believe that this kind of innovation should be built into every device, allowing us to at least get a glimmer of the real world.
Indeed, there are signs that we’re closer to this than we might expect. Samsung last month unveiled what may be the world’s first transparent laptop display, meaning you can see through it when it’s turned on, and when it’s turned off. I don’t pretend that it’s a good solution to the growing impoverishment of our lives, which is why I have no hesitation to call this inversion of augmented reality ‘diminished reality.’
And now, if you’ll excuse me, my daughter is making funny faces at me through the screen so I better grab a photo of it for my Facebook page.
