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Spammers Need To Be Funnier

Spammers should understand that if the best way into our inbox is by entertaining us. Most spam is just awful: offensive, grammatically dreadful (even allowing for efforts to get around filters) and revealing of the piteous lives the spammers and their drones lead. But if they could only smarten up their act we’d probably let them through. The guy, or guys, with a random “from” address creator get my vote. I just can’t help scouring my junk folder for gems. Here were some I found a few months back. Here are a few more:

Microwaving C. Grammes
Maillol L. Shrews
Lofting C. Amendable
Monomania I. Buxom
Zelma Mooney
Trammelled S. Intercessions
Amateurism G. Causal
Highchairs P. Polyphemus

There is a strange genius at work here.

(Some more:

Schoolwork B. Unrepeatable <era…
Threatenings T. Unanimity <stefa…
Aquaplaned J. Mammography <ya…
Unscrambling A. Proposes <yves…
Geronimo A. Lagging <mpneves@j…
Mischievousness R. Chestnut <co…
Preying A. Pallets <wilson@puerto…

Geronimo A. Lagging somehow appeals to me)

May 9 2006. Some more just in:

Saffron I. Compression <kmccarty…   
Deliberations R. Torpedo <tausq@…   
Accompaniments B. Exhibiting <m…   
Amputation H. Ulna <sharma@pro…   
Dubrovnik G. Overnight <cate@sl…   
Lummoxes B. France <newsbastar…   
Gluey E. Suitcase <jorge_f@u2clu…   

May 12 2006. Some more:

Cathy A. Capitulating <marcpa@g…
Toil T. Synthesizes <kevink@good…
Mildew A. Devastation <od_K@gr…
Threnody A. Tonsillectomies <wsul…
Electrocardiographs L. Downer <s…

May 13. More:

Cathy A. Capitulating <marcpa@g…
Toil T. Synthesizes <kevink@good…
Mildew A. Devastation <od_K@gr…
Threnody A. Tonsillectomies <wsul…
Electrocardiographs L. Downer

May 14:
Coxswain I. Connoisseur <tkriehle…
Inch R. Snoozed <baque@glslab.com>
Microscopes V. Baluchistan <maec…
Caucus V. Summerhouses <mlovell…
Imperative C. Urges <rabe@goed…
Carson L. Hostage <happyguy_pt…
Altiplano J. Thirstiest <alwyns@gr…
Unkind U. Downstairs <binner@bri…