Couldn’t resist this: my wife discovered cigarette ash was blowing in through her window so we asked the apartment super if he could do anything about it.
The result was this wonderful sign that has just gone up in our building:
“Do restrain from throwing your cigarette asses and butts out of your windows… Due to the wind, some of this cigarette asses and butts had got into the lower units.”
Flying posteriors. A hazard of living on the ground floor I hadn’t considered when we moved in.